Coin Sunday 20th March 2005.........(????ed!!)

Well done Dumb Assed Ditch dummy and Sparky YOB..7 marks out of 10 .

 26 hasher's appeared; for another ballbreaker run in the Monda mountains, raring to go, at 16:30

Stretching our legs and eager to do another hard one, no easy runs in this area we thought fearing the worst after the memory of our last Monda ballbreaker run , just as we started to break  in  to a sweat  we were at the beer stop .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Personally  I  loved the run through green hills and carpets or yellow and pink flowers, the scent of herbs all around us , not one moan from any of the other Harriet's ,except our front running great Dane Sperm-maid.

I was told marking was good , but that is a matter of opinion , Flaky led me through a different run , not a marking in sight not a bit of paper . No choice at this point but did some expert short cutting , Flaky is an expert .

 B-S. on a lovely hill with wonderful views and all was forgotten after a cold beer and crisps.                                                                                                                                            The campo boys are outnumbering us city coast hasher's. Thanks should be given to Mermaid and Neptune for bringing new blood and a young one at that, we Harriet's love young blood)

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The second half no comment  as Elephants Arse  dragged me to the W.W. trail (I did put up a fight but he is so convincing, such a smoothie with the ladies) .But just as well, we heard the second half was not much longer .

Our stand in R.A. Flaky did his best to cleanse  us of our sins to no avail...after lots of down downs   a christening was held .Haily ,crushed  into yours truly up yer bum and was named " Titty stop"

The Gran Mattress was very generous with her badges and down downs. Rub herTurd was awarded badge for his 100th run . Her own badge was awarded to Kindergarten cop 25th runs,.Must not forget Stiffita and her 25th run badge.     I had a down down for my 211th run , by this time things are .a bit blurry .What I do remember is a posh car a Jaguar puling up with a young tall beautiful man getting and strolling to our  circle and stooping  beside me,,,,I did interview him thoroughly, listen up Harriet's he is not MARRIED and has 5 more Jaguars!!!!!! Plus he owns 70.000 square meters of the best Monda mountain.  

He is Italian but does not belong to the Mafia He is self made man(I believed every word) We are all invited to a b&b at his place he will slaughter a couple of lambs for us..?????? what did he mean by that..''''

On on on took place in a venta, food and drinks very good as usual at that place and only 10Euros

Last thing I do remember Swiss roll driving round and  round Monda village and some how always end ending up one way or no end street!!! and at one point in some caves???? Can´t remember the rest neither does Swiss Roll.

On On  your scribe Up Yer Bum