Run 860 - 24 Apr 2005

Run 860 - Guaro

Guaro Sunday 24th April 2005..Hares: Stiff / Shaggy

Bravefart lay in an alcoholic slumber, contemplating the back of his eyelids having consumed a large Sunday lunch& copious amounts of alcohol in the manner of hashers worldwide. He was now indulging in a siesta in the quiet village of Guaro.. Far from the desert sands of Dubai where he regularly dragged his sweaty body thru the heat & dust to be ritually humiliated in the circle, & all for the sake of a few cold beers. This was much more like living.

But then faintly at first & then getting louder came the cries of on-on seeping into his befuddled brain. Was this a bad dream? It certainly was not, it was the Mijas hash on their run in guaro.

The run had been set by the hairs, Stiffannt, shagadelic & Jerry-Can. Having meandered thru the quiet 6 peaceful streets & rendered them quiet 6 peaceful no more the hash set off into the campo with not one but 2 beer stops! And so it turned out, a good long run in virgin territory including a ball-breaker for the FRB´s which included Little white bull, who was back from his diplomatic mission to Vietnam repairing US/vietnam relations. 

After many hours spent completing a comprehensive survey of andalucia the hash returners tired but happy (2 beer stops worked wonders)

The circle was conducted by our standin RA El Pulpo. Bravefart was introduced & downed for malingering on a hash day & given instructions of how to find the hash again.

Meanwhile a sumpious BBQ was being prepared by Stiffanny´s Dick who managed to beat off the hungry hashers until the bangers were properly cooked.

All in all an excellent hash.

Moral of the tale: you can run, you can hide but whereever you go in this world there will be a bunch of alcoholic reprobates, just waiting to drag you back to the hash.

Long may it remain so.

On-on Limp toed Sloth.