Run 868-Dunnes Fuengirola

Sunday 12th June 2005
Hares: Dogs Bollox & Up yer bum

On arrival at the meeting place behind Dunnes Stores in Fuengirola, disaster struck Bagpuss, she had just become a victim of the local gypsies, her bag was snatched from her car. After much debate we moved the cars to a safer place.

Back at the circle having sorted keys, bags & dogs the run started on a winy dusty trail. Across a road up a hill to find our first false trail, on to the right track and on to a check which got us hunting in all directions. Perv, Stiffannys dick Wally wanker, dumb ass & the virgin missed the loop with the beer stop so made their own in the Fuengirola beach hotel, the rest of the pack arriving in various stages.

Our Gm had to go to collect the AWOL´s & deliver them safely to the circle. A summer ball was suggested & final numbers for the Nerja weekend collected. Up yer bum got to sit on the ice as did Dogs bollox in true hash style bollock naked, he seemed to enjoy it. Maybe he´s a bit of a hot ass.

Gangplank got to wear the hairy knickers having hit the big 60. Yours truly got to wear the hash hat. Up yer bum & Dogsy go a pat on the back for stepping in at the last minute, which was pretty darn goos & awarded an 8/10. The on-on was at ringos stable, plenty of food & wine to round off a good evening.

Your virgin Scribe
Willy´s Warmer.