Run  876 - In the Campo

Monday 25th July 2005

Hares: Dipper

For what was a wedding weekend, Perv impressively carried on with the theme into Monday and was fashionably late, keeping the hash waiting for 20 minutes as he ever so delicately manoeuvred his new Porsche through the Campo.

An immediate circle was formed, and Dipper, the Hare, did the usual instructions. It was at this point it became apparent the hash had been taken over by the SNP (Scottish Nationalist Party)  who had all joined Nipple Ripple and Go Large on their ‘honeymoon’.

Apparently Scottish custom is that after your wedding unless you tell the guests to f*** off they stalk you for the following week and this was going to be no exception for the happy couple.  

The run was great, up and down, through the campo, usual stuff. Despite leaving flour bags on the campo, and having to step in to guide us when the trail went cold, Dipper deservedly received 8 ½.  

The On On was at the 9 Dragons in La Cala. El Cid knew it like the back of his hand, drove off like an FRB, and lost the trail. When we eventually arrived Perv had eaten all the veggie food. The rice was great though, OK wine, and the brandy stuff courtesy of SFD went down very well. Talking of going down well, back to those honeymooners – hope you both had a great night and managed to get some time alone! 

Ginger Minge