Run 878 - 08 Aug 2005

Run  878 - Mijas golf Road - Hoyo 19

Monday 8th August 2005
Hares: 5 Mil
Run started 7pm.  We were joined by visitors from Madrid Ash and Constitution

From Nigeria Huge cum balls and wife Joan of Tart. The run had a distinctly bad smell from the start it stunk so bad we all run as fast as we could out of the river bed.... The trail was laid on dead chicken , dead sheep, pig stench ,what ever happened to good old paper or flour or cholk.

Further in to the campo we did discover chalk and shredded paper at last and green trees and and a new golf course as we have a desperate need of golf courses in our area. I  just have to mention the lovely young  smiley shepherd  gathering together  his 250 sheep with the help of the hash hound.

Several of us got completely lost yours truly Bagpuss constitution, Welsh rabbit, Stitched up and last bet not least Up yer Bum and Brandy who, who was eventually retrieved and just made it in time for the circle.

5 mil was awarded with 8 points for the smelly run   we"re expecting a huge turnout for Spitoon´s run in Coin next week. With Spitoon´s expertise we"re guaranteed a good run and for those of you who haven´t heard , Perv has promised us an update each week of his escapades in his recently acquired love wagon or should i say penis extension.

We wait with baited breath. Come on Perv, with a name and a car like you´ve got, you´ve got to do better than last week.!!!!!    ON ON Your scribe.

Bagpuss.