Run 882 - 05 Sep 2005

Run 882-Back to School Run

Monday 5th September 2005

Hares: Perv & Willy Wankers WW

IT WAS THE FIRST COOL EVENING OF THE SUMMER, LESS HUMIDITY AND A WELCOME BREEZE. THE SEA WAS ROUGH AND THE BEACH WARM........WE NUMBERED 22......MOST MADE A GREAT EFFORT AND TURNED UP DRESSED AS SCHOOL CHILDREN.....SHIRTS ,TIES AND CAPS,GYM SLIPS ,HAIR BUNCHES, FRECKLES.

THE RUN BEGAN ON THE BEACH, PASSING ANDY'S BAR, THEN ACTUALLY RUNNING THROUGH THE LARGE ADJACENT RESTAURANT, FILLED WITH DINERS, AMAZED,AMUSED EXPRESSIONS ON THEIR FACES, SOME WAVING AND WISHING US GOOD EVENING. WE HAD TIME TO ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL GARDENS IN THE URBANISATION'S VILLAS ON NEXT PART OF THE RUN, THEN ON TO SOME SCRUBLAND, BEER STOP AND IN NO TIME AT ALL, WE WERE BACK, EPECIALLY QUICK FOR SOME WHO HAD THE CHEEK TO TAKE A SHORTCUT, NAMING NO NAMES .

DOG'S BOLLOCK'S WAS THE LAST TO JOIN THE CIRCLE. SOMEBODY SAID THEY SAW HIM BEND OVER TO PICK SOMETHING UP......THAT WAS WHY HE WAS LATE...I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT...THEN SOMEONE ELSE SAID HE HAD RETURNED FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE GAY BEACH------SO THERE WE ARE----- DID HE BEND OVER ON PURPOSE? STEFFITA CELEBRATED HER 8TH BIRTHDAY BLOWING OUT HER CANDLES TO THE SOUND OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE CHORAL HASH. EL CID'S GRANDAUGHTER WHO IS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD, CONFIDENTLY TOLD THE BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN AGES .

SHE WAS ALSO VERY TAKEN WITH FLAKEY'S TIE, WHICH WAS ONE THE SCHOOL WOULD HAVE HAVE KICKED HIM OUT FOR WEARING. HER COMMENTS ON LENGTH AND SIZE, ESPECIALLY ,DADDY'S ,WERE VERY INTERESTING.

PERVE AND JACKIE ,THE HARES, WERE AWARDED six and a half .SOME THOUGHT THE RUN TOO SHORT, BUT PERSONALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST RIGHT FOR THE TIME OF YEAR.......

THE ON ON TOOK PLACE AT SAFFRONS INDIAN RESTAURANT, ELVIRIA...VERY NICE AMBIANCE BUT NOT A LOT TO EAT.....THANK GOODNESS FOR A PIECE OF STEFFITA'S DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE AND CHERRY BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR AFTERS. ONON

BAGPUSS XX