Run 981 - 24 Jun 2007
Hash no. 981 - Monte Mayor
The first part of the obstacle was to find the run start. Directions were bona fide but the road works weren,t. Eventually despite a 6.40 prompt instruction 33 runners arrived by 7.15p.m. Salutations to El Pulpo who graced us with his presence after 8 months in South Africa. It was great to see him and to boot his 420 mijas hash. SAD!!!
The Starwberries aibly assisted by The Wankers set the run which to put it mildly was very hilly.
Stunning scenery overlooking Monte Mayor Golf, mountains,valleys,more mountains,more valleys and eventually the floor. We couldn,t look up cos we were too busy climbing!
There were the usual flurry of false trails, however the on-in was set too close to the trail and several of us lead by Stiffany had a wasted decent only to respond to animated screams wrong way. So, guess what, we had to climb all of the way back up!
The drink stop was most welcome.
Poste haste we then left to climb more hills but for every up there is a down. The final descent at last after a run of approximately one and a half hours.
As the light was beginning to fade we drove to the Strawberries Palatial abode who were hosting the on-on, to have the circle.
Bucks Fizz to celebrate the SECRET WEDDING!!!!!
Flakey and Septic Scrotum conducted the circle. Flakey was iced because his flea bitten mut Blue kept interfering in the circle.The usual collection of mis-demeanours and then, guess what? A hash wedding post the SECRET WEDDING.
The pre-nup announced, the media at the ready, Stiffany assisted with gaffer tape, a wig and t.l.c attempted to re-juvenate the groom due to the slight age difference to the bride. The gorgeous bride complete with garter,veil and tiara,also a makeover a la rouge from Lilo, was ready.
Flakey conducted the ceremony with Septic Scrotum. Kalma was most gracious promising to share his wife, money and cars with his fellow hashers and Golden Cascade was suitably genteel and submissive!
The group enjoyed a wonderful buffet,courtesy of The Strawbs and paid for by Kalma.
Again, a wonderful evening!!!!
Scribed by Lilo
