Run 1715 - 27 Sep 2020
Hash Stats:
Hares: From Behind and Muzzle Im
Marks for the Run: Le totale: Le Royome-Unis, 9,1 points.
Location: Rio Alaminos
Number of Hounds: 24
Visitors: none repoted
Virgins: none reported
Returners: reported
Anniversarios: See below
Distance: 5-10 km Completion time: Quite a while
Hash Narrative:
Mes dames et messieurs,
Fasten your seat belts, you are in for a ride.
Still somewhat hung over from the wonderfull summer ball on Friday, we met up in the middle of fucking nowhere = entre rios. It means in between the rivers, for the ignorante ones who do not bother to learn even the basic Spanish words. Por favor!
Having said that we throw in a toast for Stiif Fanny who so brillantly organised the mentioned ball! Hats and boas off - We had a blast!
Hares of the day where From behind and Muzzle-im, whom promised they never lie - took us a bit from behind actially - since just a few houndred yards from starting point we encountered the ”on in- flour” (!!??)
Double error - we are just getting out!
After some stumbling around and false trails and too many check-backs, and zig-zacing, we get through the most beautiful landscape expecting to meet both Tarzan and Jane, (lots of bambu) or perhaps a population of pygme, since the passage at one point is just 70 centimeters in diameter for some 20-30 meters. Pitch dark! Even quite agile people struggle here, on our four.
Not sure how we made it through the wilderness.
By the way, everyone is shouting on-on, but isn't it rather "up-up". Personally I do not mind the uphill slopes, yet when it later turns out you have to run them back down again..... Nonetheles beer-stop was an amazing view. To most of us we enjoyed the landscape, imagining the ancient people having wineyards on these hills.
To Colomic, the views had a totally different meaning as it turned out, not some 2000 years old wiew was all that interesting but one hasher barely 15. Hilfe! Say no more! 😱😱
Hares did greatly at arranging for macho and wimps-trails both onto the beer stop, and back home.
We finished the hash with a too long river, some 700M. A great and cooling experience to many, inclusing the ever so energetic dogs, a few of us have perhaps a greater respect and hesitation for the water. Yet it is part of the game.
Back in the cirlce, Kinder sums it up very professionally, as always, and Colonic had loads of experiences to use, both from the mentioned Summer ball as well as from summer camp, so we had a blast and great entertainment, even without ice this time.
Myself and Super pooper enjoyed the circle sitting / laying in a minimalistic tent, yet we never quite understood the reason for its presence.
Later on we discovered Dame Lolita was also lying in here, patiently awaiting From behind.....
Anniversarios:
Volley Bollox 10
Red hot chilli 70
French erection 170
Srtreaky 520
Sir Flakey 665
Hats off - yes Get a Fxxing life!
Baptising and namegivings: : No name Kelvin can now enjoy his democratically elected alias : Cross Dresser.
On-on was a great venue, definitely to be returned to, nutricious freshly bbq'd food, nice wine - for a change - and a good price.
With cold feet, yet satisfied foodwise, great job hares!
Mind you - we need to send hares to Sesame street, they need to learn basic terms like: "never"
Now, where is my Champagne?
Yours,
SARS.
Next Run #1715
"THE HARES NEVER LIE RUN"
Sunday 27 Sep 2020
16:00
Hares:
Muzzle Im
and
From Behind
(The Dream Team)
As is usual the Hares offer a very,
very small Run for both the Wimps and Macho runners.
It will be 100% in the shade, offer no real panoramic views,
being on open valley roads and definitely,
definitely will not involve you getting wet.
Circle and On On will be held in MUZZLE-IM’s XL green tent
PLEASE CONFIRM NUMBERS ATTENDING THE ON ON BY SATURDAY LATEST.
AND IF YOU PREFER FISH OR VEGETARIAN OPTION INSTEAD OF MIXED MEAT GRILL
SO THE OWNER CAN PLAN!!
Hash Name *One Registration per Hasher please
Email *
Main Course Selection*Choose One Mixed Meats BBQ Grill Vegetarian Fish
Covid-19 New Normal
Groups of 10
in effect.
Circle: Rio Alaminos
Navigation to the Circle: Google Maps link to the Circle.
Directions: See Google Maps link above.
From Coin/Alhaurin el Grande get to the A-7053 at the BP petrol station and travel in direction Fuengirola. After 1.5 kms turn right into road between Casa de las Flores Garden Centre and follow HHH signs/flour.
From coastal areas make way to A-7053 heading away from Fuengirola (A-7053 starts at the A7 turn off to Mijas Aqua Park and the McDonald restaurant). Continue driving away from Fuengirola on the A-7053, eventually passing Mijas Golf (on right), past St Anthony's College (on right) and straight on at the BIGMAT roundabout. After approximately 7kms turn left into road between Casa de las Flores Garden Centre and follow HHH signs/flour to Circle.
OnOn: "Vecinos Atalaya"
(for those not wishing to share the delights of the tent)
This will be the OnOn of the Year!!
Great location with private covered terrace, music and dancing until the early hours.
Fun and Frivolity included for free.
Navigation to The OnOn: Google Maps link to OnOn.
Diseminado Atalaya, 8,
29650 Mijas, Málaga
Tel: +34 952 119-307 + 34 664 229 443
OnOn Menu: - Mixed salad starter.
- Mixed BBQ Grill (3/4 meats), Fish and Vegetarian option available.
- Dessert.
- Half bottle wine per person.
- Coffee
Price: €15 (€12 without dessert)
Lost Soles: +44 07979 707700