Run 1711 - 06 Sep 2020
Hash Stats:
Hares: Just Say When and Dead End
Marks for the Run: 8.6
Location: Urbanización Valtocado
Number of Hounds: 29
Visitors: None recorded
Virgins: None recorded
Returners: Lots
Anniversarios: Quite a few but of not:
700 Runs. Mummy’s Boy
Distance: 7ish km Completion time: Over 1-2 hours
Hash Narrative:
Run Report by Kindergarten Cop, embellished by Aquasex
Having been asked by Kinder days in advance if I would do the run report I was hell bent on being there on time.....WRONG!
I had read somewhere in some other Hashy Time Dimension that the run started at 5.30 and with Shaggy and Crooner 19 in tow I was shooing them out of the kitchen when the phone rang and Nicky Bitch informed us that the run was OVER!!! Wrong Again!
We hurriedly checked the web page and found out the run started at 5pm and it was now 5pm!!! Crooner decided he was going into hyperglycaemic shock and we had to ram a banana sandwich in his gob and just to add more minutes to our tardiness Shaggy announced she was totally out of Petrol!
Start:
The run was over entirely virgin territory the hot, dry hills below the Valtocado urbanisation. It was well laid, with only a few intentional, super short cutters missing the Beer Stop.
The Beer Stop (when We finally arrived!!!) was rather nice because coincidentally the nearby house kept three alpacas – an extraordinary sight in the middle of the Spanish campo. Volley Bollocks even managed to feed some of them.
I managed a quick beer and I decided I better do the second half whilst Shaggy and Crooner 19 drove back!
There were two wimps and macho trails, one before the Beer Stop and one after. We all seemed to arrive back at the circle point at roughly the same time.
Going down into the river bed the water was pretty skanky and most of the dogs, namely Chloe! managed to turn their coats black!It was hot and dry but thankfully post August, it was bearable to hash again. We then all drove to Dead End's house for the circle which was hilarious as usual and Shitlers Sleeve made several appearances.
The pool was a very welcome refresher even for some of the dogs!
There were many anniversarios, but the significant one was Mummies Boy's 700 run.
A very hospitable Dead End provided BBQ and delicious food and copious amounts of Wine, Beer and Softies all finished off with a good old Karaoke in "The Night Club".
Second time I have got the time wrong....there won´t be a third!
ON! ON!
Next Run #1711
Sunday 06 Sep 2020
17:00
Hares:
Just Say When
and
Dead End
Covid-19 New Normal
Groups of 10
in effect.
Circle: Urbanización Valtocado
Navigation to the Circle: Google Maps link to the Circle.
Directions: See Google Maps link above.
From Mijas take the A387 Ctrl.Coin road and about 2km after leaving Mijas and in the bottom of a dip turn left into the urbanization Valtacardo and follow the Camino de Los Rios, When you come to a large roundabout go left onto Camino de Los Arroyos and at the next roundabout you will see the start.
OnOn: Casa Dead End
101 Camino de los Rios
29650 Mijas
Málaga
Hash Name *One submission per hasher please.
Email *
Wine Selection *Choose One Red White Rosé Softies, Agua etc.
Navigation to The OnOn: Google Maps link to OnOn.
OnOn Menu: Delicious Salads, Freshly prepared
Barbeque al Fresco - Bring Your Own Meat/Potatoes
Bring chairs, cutlery and plates. Also a table (and cloth) if required.
Swimming pool available. Bring your trunks.
Disco On Site
Price: €3.75 Wine Included - Registration Price
(€6.00 for those who don’t register by 17:00 Sat 05 Sep and just show up)
Lost Soles or Info:
Tel: 642 562 524