Run 1673 - 29 Dec 2019
Hash Stats:
Hares: Yogi and Speedbumps
Marks for the Run: Not Recorded
Location: La Cala
Number of Hounds: 18
Visitors: Last Tango and Contour
Virgins:
Returners:
Anniversarios: Aquasex 110, Speedbumps 175, SperMaid 305
Hash Narrative:
Arriving at runsite 1442 (Which Run? ed.) with no Hashmarkings in sight all the way from the 340 to indicate if we were in the right spot. Had it not been for Mamys Boy, we would have wasted time cruising the area but there he was , Mamys Boy , in his vintage Camaro and soon other Hashers incl the Hares turned up for what Yogi had named The Joker Run.
Run instructions were that there would be Beerstop with no beer but checkbacks, it would be 5 K and no hills.
THE RUN started with a leftie up a hill which proved to be False. Colonic led the way up the long concrete road where we finally entered the green hills. Several splits where this scribe wisely choose the easier trails recalling Yogis confession of having set the run on an electric bike so who would be stupid and climb the hills.
1st BS without beer was close to the gate where Pepper Grinders car got battered some weeks ago by a local Loco redneck. It was also where I heard the first calls for Hashshit.
Arriving at the 2nd BS with a CB and no beer, the rumblings for Hashshit had increased dramatically and when yours truely finally arrived at The Real BS with only a handful of other runners, the screams for Hashshit could be heard in the distance and not to be ignored.
The 5 K announced by Yogi turned out to be 9 K. Using a timer for a walk is not the same when you set the trail on a bike.
The Circle
The acting GM opened the circle by announcing that Sir Flakey was still celebrating Evertons lonely win over Newcastle and had entrusted him to lead the proceedings.
Yours truely had the choise of scribe or RA. That was before the arrival of Colonic who made joint RA with Mamys Boy.
The visitors got called into the circle and did a good job out of remembering names.
Speedbumps dog was to be renamed after the incident the previous sunday and got the name Skittles. My suggestion of Legless got ignored.
The Hares were invited into the circle and Yogi dressed in his best Joker outfit and having a gutfeeling of a Hashshit coming up, started to explain that the run was meant to be different, a fun stroll with some funny BS changes.
Do not try to change anything to do with the Mijas beerstop as this will be an automatic Hashshit. Rob The Knob learned it the hard way and so did this scribe.
And so did Yogi and Speedbumps.
The toilet seat was awarded in the Poor Asia Restaurante where we enjoyed great Chinese, but unfortunately a very slow service so this scribe decided to head for home after 2 hours 10 minutes where the last dishes still had to be served.
Thats all Folks.
RHT
Next Run #1673
The Yogi Run
Sunday 29 Dec 2019
Time: 15:00 Sharp
Hare: Yogi
VISITING AND NEED DIRECTIONS OR A LIFT - E-MAIL US
Circle: La Cala
Usual corner carpark start by school.
Navigation to The Circle:Google Maps link to the circle
Lat. N 36.511051°, Long. W-4.677400°
Directions: ***See navigation above***
Inland from Aldi and football ground.
OnOn: Restaurante Pura Asia
Navigation to The OnOn:Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Av. las Gardenias, 22, La Cala de Mijas,
29649 Málaga.
Tel +34 951 35 28 53
OnOn Menu:Lovely Asian meal.
Two starters and two mains.
Half a bottle of wine.
Vegetarian options and dog friendly.
Price: €15.00
Lost Soles or Info:
Phone: +44 7931 341-901 (Whats App)